I fucking forgot my celery at work I’m going to punch someone
i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while
"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."
"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."
"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."
"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."
Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.
Hugs for drugs. I need some weed.
Kaity don’t cry I know, you’re trying your hardest
A little old woman called me at work yesterday and she started telling me her whole life’s story and giving me all this advice and it made me sad because I really wanted and needed to hear what she was telling me but the pharmacist told me to either hang up on her or transfer her to the front and I felt so awful
How do you get rid of bags under your eyes